Create the Perfect Player
It has been a wild off season for the ACL to say the least! So we decided to have a little fun with this one!
There is so much talent across the ACL right now! Seemingly, every player can hit every shot, however in all reality, this just isn’t the case. Below we are giving you the opportunity to create your perfect cornhole player. We have 5 players in each of our seven categories (Slide, Airmail, Push, Roll/Flop, Cut shot, Strategy, Clutch). It goes without saying, but just to be clear, we are well aware many of these players are great at more than just one shot, but for the sake of this little exercise, just go with it!
Where do you even start?!? Do you go with a robot who can airmail like McGuffin? Do you use the strategic mind of Cody Henderson and roll your way to the top like Eric Davis?? The possibilites are endless! Let’s see what you come up with!
You have a budget of $21 dollars…..
BONUS: Free (because we love you). Dress for success and pick your bag choice just to make it interesting……
HDP “Model” Jimmy Cyr: “You wish you looked this good you loosah”
Shoe wear: Crocs, Slides, Yeezy, Barefoot, Socks, Hey Dudes, White New Balance (grass stains acceptable)
Headwear: None (you’re looking fresh and just got lined up), Flat Brim, Curved Brim, Headband (apparently it’s a thing?), Bucket hat, Visor (you’re welcome Frank) **find correct answer here
Pants: Sweatpants, Jeans, Basketball Shorts, Short Shorts (uncomfortably short…like we are all afraid something might fall out kind of short), Jean Shorts (i Got you Bob Vonch)
Shirt: Jersey sleeveless (because you work out at least once a month), Jersey w/ sleeves (because you dropped at least $60 and you have to wear it where people won’t judge you), t-shirt, Hoodie (even if its 80 degrees outside…we all know someone), Short sleeve Hoodie (yes readers over 40 years old, this is a thing now)
Jewelry: Reserved for Robots rocking bling (sorry I don’t make the rules)
Bags: Wide open on this one…you are on your own. What bag would fit your “perfect player’s” style
Let us know on Facebook or in the comment section below what you came up with!! Lets go!!!!
As Always, I hope you throw it straight and it’s nothing but four baggers from here on out!
-Sean Asp
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